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INVEST IN THE FUTURE

Posted on February 4, 2014

Please join us for the Bald Soprano Experiment!

The Center for World Realized Unification’s mission is to make world peace a reality! We are striving to create a world where every man, woman and child will live in perfect harmony. Through our research we are seeking to create the P.H. (Perfect Human) by suppressing H.E.E. (Hostile Expressions of Emotion) and heightening S.H.E. (Sympathetic Healing Emotions) through the administration of M.E.T.H. (Magistrate for the Ethical Treatment of Humans) approved methods. The Bald Soprano Experiment demonstration will show that humans are capable of consistent, happy, loving and romantic relationships only when S.H.E. has been elevated and H.E.E. has been eradicated.

EXPERIMENT LOCATED AT ELDRED THEATER ON THE CWRU CAMPUS

DATES AND TIMES:

Feb. 14, 15, 21, and 22, 2014, at 8 p.m.

Feb. 16 and 23, 2014, at 2:30 p.m.

RESERVE YOUR SEAT TODAY CALL 216.368.6262.